Single? You're joking!

"I'm a single woman with no children trying to pay my mortgage and grow my home-based business," she explained. "I was out there mowing one day and thought, 'Lord, what can I do to turn this grass into cash?' That's when I remembered that corn flake."

Reasons for her still being single are under investigation...

Comments

Ummm

Maybe I have read way too much fark, but from the tone of your post, I thought this was going to be a story about a woman do mows lawns topless, or at least in a bikini.  To say that the article was a disappointment is a massive understatement. 

Sorry...if that was the case

Sorry...if that was the case I would have at least put up the Bewbies! tag.